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Umpqua Hunter
01-29-2014, 04:17 PM
I've been thinking a while about starting this thread. A thread for everyone to post funny jokes, videos, pictures etc. Here is a video I just saw that had me rolling:

Mailman Battles Angry Cat While Attempting to Deliver Mail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ-7YSF-_Eo

ando_31
01-29-2014, 04:20 PM
That is good humor there!

wolftalonID
01-29-2014, 04:23 PM
Thats funny!

I heard IDFG was planning on releasing a new game bird to hunt this year. They cross bred pheasants and chuckers to make a little phu**** for us to hunt.!!!! Got to get me one of those phu****s to mount on the wall!

Umpqua Hunter
01-29-2014, 04:28 PM
Of course this one has been posted before, but needs to be a part of the collection and it's that application time of year:

Hitler Finds Out the Wyoming Draw Results

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h7Hlr9Ztag

Umpqua Hunter
01-29-2014, 04:32 PM
Thats funny!

I heard IDFG was planning on releasing a new game bird to hunt this year. They cross bred pheasants and chuckers to make a little phu**** for us to hunt.!!!! Got to get me one of those phu****s to mount on the wall!

They did something similar on a game ranch in Africa, they crossed an elephant and a rhino and called it……umm….just a sec….. ELEFINO?

Kevin Root
01-29-2014, 05:45 PM
The funniest post for me to date here on the Eastmans' Forum by far was Umpqua Hunter's response in post #43 on 04-20-2012 to the ever so controversial topic, "Technology is taking the hunt out of hunting." If I could have hit the Thanks button a dozen or so times I would have done so for that laugh he gave me.

http://www.eastmans.com/forum/showthread.php/2584-Technology-is-taking-the-hunt-out-of-hunting/page5

Musket Man
01-29-2014, 06:18 PM
Thats funny!!!! Guess I missed that thread

Ikeepitcold
01-30-2014, 09:31 AM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/1AF170F1-DA17-40FB-8288-28B7D6A1F654.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/1AF170F1-DA17-40FB-8288-28B7D6A1F654.jpg.html)

Musket Man
01-30-2014, 10:57 AM
Hope it comes with good gloves for getting the cat into it! lol

Umpqua Hunter
01-30-2014, 10:58 AM
Hope it comes with good gloves for getting the cat into it! lol

Ha ha…elbow length welding gloves and a kevlar vest!

Musket Man
01-30-2014, 11:18 AM
Ha ha…elbow length welding gloves and a kevlar vest!

Vest? I aint going at that without full arm and leg protection! Welding gloves and a good carhart coat and coveralls might get the job done but I would wear a couple thick long sleeve shirts under it!!

Ikeepitcold
01-30-2014, 11:30 AM
Then a quick dip in some water once the cat is attached just to make it interesting. Hahah

Musket Man
01-30-2014, 11:39 AM
This is how it all starts, and next thing you know they are chasing wolves and coyotes on snow mobiles with AR15's and shotguns ;)

Ikeepitcold
01-30-2014, 04:43 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/EE1B37A1-8645-4707-BEE7-7E0B12778798.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/EE1B37A1-8645-4707-BEE7-7E0B12778798.jpg.html)

tdcour
01-30-2014, 05:47 PM
This is one my uncle sent to me...

Old age ain't for wimps..... But it beats dying young.



Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old Donnie
Walking with his legs spread apart. Donnie was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend:
"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."

The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, however we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

Old Donnie said,
"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
Old Donnie said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

Old Donnie said, "You thought - but you are wrong."


So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"


Old Donnie said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

mnhoundman
01-30-2014, 06:37 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/1AF170F1-DA17-40FB-8288-28B7D6A1F654.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/1AF170F1-DA17-40FB-8288-28B7D6A1F654.jpg.html)

Dam that's good!!

Ikeepitcold
01-30-2014, 07:05 PM
Love this one

http://youtu.be/DVZaFXxPcq4

Umpqua Hunter
01-30-2014, 07:17 PM
Love this one

http://youtu.be/DVZaFXxPcq4

That's great!

Musket Man
01-30-2014, 07:38 PM
It would be normal around here;)

Umpqua Hunter
01-30-2014, 08:58 PM
It would be normal around here;)

Ha ha…the left cheek sneak.

Ikeepitcold
01-31-2014, 08:53 AM
Win or fail?
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/16222804-3D22-4E90-8DA9-64487842F4D9.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/16222804-3D22-4E90-8DA9-64487842F4D9.jpg.html)

Big Sky
01-31-2014, 09:48 AM
Where do you find this stuff?

Musket Man
02-01-2014, 12:17 AM
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Musket Man
02-01-2014, 12:18 AM
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Musket Man
02-01-2014, 12:23 AM
This one wasnt really funny at the time since i spent a year where that thermometer was and it was that hot for a good 8 months of it but it brings back alot of memories and makes me appreciate snow!!!

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Ikeepitcold
02-01-2014, 07:41 AM
Hahhahha those are good MM!

hardstalk
02-01-2014, 09:16 AM
Win or fail?
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/16222804-3D22-4E90-8DA9-64487842F4D9.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/16222804-3D22-4E90-8DA9-64487842F4D9.jpg.html)

Brilliant! What are the weights and fills in these?

Ikeepitcold
02-01-2014, 10:21 AM
Brilliant! What are the weights and fills in these?

Hahaha no clue

tdcour
02-02-2014, 08:41 AM
Here is one for all of the parents out there. My daughter is almost 7 months now so this really hits home for me...

http://funkypickens.com/how-to-be-a-parent/

wolftalonID
02-02-2014, 09:27 AM
Got to love this one!

Apparition
02-02-2014, 09:56 AM
A guy and his wife are out kayaking in Alaska, she takes her kayak around this small island, him around the other side, the fog rolls in and he cant find her, after a frantic search, he calls out the coast guard and state police. He spends a sleepless night by phone, as dawn breaks theres a knock on the door, he opens it all blurry eyed, there stands 2 sad faced state cops. All he can stammer out is well? The older state cop speaks up, we have bad news, good news and great news........ the husband stammers, give me the bad news first, state cop replies, we found her, 25 feet down, she had drowned, choking back the tears he ask, whats the good news??? Well when we pulled her up, she had 12 king crab, 20 opilio crabs and 18 snow crabs on her, stunned he yells, WHAT IN GODS NAME could the great news be? wringing his hands the state cop replies, we're bringing her up again tomorrow :D

shootbrownelk
02-02-2014, 10:56 AM
Brilliant! What are the weights and fills in these?

Are they available in camo ??

Ikeepitcold
02-03-2014, 05:04 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/E675AE01-A7D2-4ACE-A9BA-0A930C98FB77.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/E675AE01-A7D2-4ACE-A9BA-0A930C98FB77.jpg.html)

Drhorsepower
02-03-2014, 05:44 PM
Win or fail?
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/16222804-3D22-4E90-8DA9-64487842F4D9.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/16222804-3D22-4E90-8DA9-64487842F4D9.jpg.html)

I was in contact with a rep for exped and he was trying to get me to buy one from them! I guess they are popular in europpe(according to him). He sent me a videos of it and everything!

Fink
02-03-2014, 07:07 PM
Totally doing this next time I renovate a house:

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Musket Man
02-03-2014, 07:48 PM
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hoshour
02-04-2014, 08:31 PM
Here are a few: 77357736773777387739

hoshour
02-04-2014, 08:33 PM
Or, here's one your wife might appreciate
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hardstalk
02-04-2014, 09:24 PM
Here are a few: 77357736773777387739

My wife bought a shirt when my daughter was first born that said "im proof that daddy doesn't hunt and fish every weekend"

Musket Man
02-04-2014, 09:47 PM
My wife bought a shirt when my daughter was first born that said "im proof that daddy doesn't hunt and fish every weekend"

Depends what your hunting! LOL

Musket Man
02-04-2014, 09:50 PM
Or, here's one your wife might appreciate
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Hay man! That can happen anywhere at any time but I havent found a good explanation yet. I suggested putting cat litter around the toilet........I wonder why she has been mad at me for the last 3 weeks!;)

marcusvdk
02-04-2014, 10:49 PM
Depends what your hunting! LOL

Beaver hunting?

Musket Man
02-04-2014, 11:38 PM
Beaver hunting?

All the good ones are protected around here;)

Musket Man
02-06-2014, 12:03 AM
Welcome to Utah! lol

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marcusvdk
02-06-2014, 01:11 PM
Welcome to Utah! lol

7852

Now thats funny

Bitterroot Bulls
02-06-2014, 03:54 PM
Now thats funny:

http://www.eastmans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6404

kentuckyhunter
02-06-2014, 04:26 PM
Teddy bear loves all!
I'm still laughing


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velvetfvr
02-06-2014, 04:28 PM
Now thats funny:

http://www.eastmans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6404

I don't know what to say. Maybe I will post just to post lol

Fink
02-06-2014, 04:35 PM
Welcome to Utah! lol

7852

OMG. That one made me seriously lol. I hate stick figure family stickers.

mnhoundman
02-06-2014, 05:19 PM
Holy crap, I just spit on my phone! Haven't seen that one before!

Fink
02-06-2014, 09:44 PM
I gotta get me a buffalo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

Musket Man
02-06-2014, 09:55 PM
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Musket Man
02-06-2014, 09:58 PM
I gotta get me a buffalo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

Thats funny!!! Think Ill keep my horse;)

Umpqua Hunter
02-06-2014, 10:01 PM
I gotta get me a buffalo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

Ha ha…love it, and if you run out of food you can eat your ride.

Fink
02-06-2014, 10:01 PM
Thats funny!!! Think Ill keep my horse;)

Perhaps this will change your mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L55dKrjxcCY

Musket Man
02-06-2014, 10:30 PM
Perhaps this will change your mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L55dKrjxcCY

Im starting to warm up to the idea a little but Im definately not selling the horse just yet!!!!!

Musket Man
02-07-2014, 10:09 PM
Why doesnt this ever happen when I walk outside with a bucket of grain? Next year im going to forget everything I know about hunting and walk around with a bucket of grain! You gotta see this, that one buck gotta be 28'' wide!!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151958659858197

Musket Man
02-07-2014, 10:30 PM
This one had me on the floor laughing too!!!

http://bearingarms.com/jerry-miculek-trolls-ca-state-senator-de-leon/

shootbrownelk
02-08-2014, 06:01 AM
I gotta get me a buffalo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

Was that our buddy "Ted the Sledge" Nugent. He's been known to set astride a Bison occasionally.

Ikeepitcold
02-12-2014, 08:44 AM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/05FD05D4-07B3-460B-9316-643416FA84C2.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/05FD05D4-07B3-460B-9316-643416FA84C2.jpg.html)http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/36B337D6-09F2-4357-BE60-FF31A61E2B67.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/36B337D6-09F2-4357-BE60-FF31A61E2B67.jpg.html)http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/CB658279-50A6-48C3-984F-179A2D8E5B2D.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/CB658279-50A6-48C3-984F-179A2D8E5B2D.jpg.html)

Musket Man
02-12-2014, 09:58 AM
Tamales will get you every time! LOL

Ikeepitcold
02-14-2014, 08:51 AM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/3397F3CB-B0BD-442B-9683-505973057532_3.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/3397F3CB-B0BD-442B-9683-505973057532_3.jpg.html)

Timberstalker
02-14-2014, 08:56 AM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/3397F3CB-B0BD-442B-9683-505973057532_3.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/3397F3CB-B0BD-442B-9683-505973057532_3.jpg.html)

Gross! Funny, but gross..

Musket Man
02-14-2014, 09:08 AM
That just aint right........lol

Ikeepitcold
02-14-2014, 09:25 AM
Hahaahahha it's a good'n

Musket Man
02-14-2014, 09:29 AM
I guess that is pretty normal for Reno! hahahaha!!!

Ikeepitcold
02-14-2014, 09:30 AM
Ya that ain't nothin there are some true freaks around here. Lol

Musket Man
02-14-2014, 09:38 AM
Ca has plenty too. I sure dont miss that up here. Suppose you could find a few in downtown Spokane but I rarely go there.

Ikeepitcold
02-14-2014, 10:39 AM
They have a zombie crawl here that people dress up as zombies and hit all the downtown. Reno bars. Pretty crazy to see all the zombies and more the zombietts.

Musket Man
02-14-2014, 10:44 AM
How do you know they are dressed up? LOL

Ikeepitcold
02-14-2014, 11:07 AM
Ha good call. I guess with the eyeballs hanging out of their heads.

Eberle
02-14-2014, 11:11 AM
How do you know they are dressed up? LOL

Don't get any ideas!

Trent, sounds like he is fishing? LOL

Musket Man
02-14-2014, 11:12 AM
I think thats normal for some around there. LOL

Ikeepitcold
02-14-2014, 01:03 PM
Don't get any ideas!

Trent, sounds like he is fishing? LOL

Hahaahahha fish ON!

Musket Man
02-16-2014, 10:03 PM
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tdcour
02-17-2014, 09:40 AM
81358136813781388139

Love the tractor! Sadly, we have been in that position before... not quite that bad though. Apparently we were smart enough to know when we were really stuck, but not smart enough to know to stay out of the field!

Musket Man
02-17-2014, 09:52 AM
I have had a few burred too but never that bad either. I wonder if it sat there a while and sunk in deeper? That pic is only funny because it happened to someone else!

marcusvdk
02-18-2014, 08:39 PM
8178 sometimes i wonder if this is what they do

Musket Man
02-18-2014, 09:01 PM
The ones I have hit my truck fared ALOT better then the deer did! LOL

Ikeepitcold
02-18-2014, 09:32 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/9BA1D9E9-563F-48F8-BF64-60B6CE5BC755.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/9BA1D9E9-563F-48F8-BF64-60B6CE5BC755.jpg.html)

Ikeepitcold
02-18-2014, 09:33 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/C21355CC-DE19-42AD-995E-29FCE26F3E0D.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/C21355CC-DE19-42AD-995E-29FCE26F3E0D.jpg.html)

Duuuuuuude!!!

marcusvdk
02-18-2014, 10:09 PM
8179

LOL true story

marcusvdk
02-18-2014, 10:12 PM
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thats a pretty good sign

tdub24
02-19-2014, 10:06 AM
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I can laugh at these all day!

Timberstalker
02-19-2014, 11:03 AM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/C21355CC-DE19-42AD-995E-29FCE26F3E0D.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/C21355CC-DE19-42AD-995E-29FCE26F3E0D.jpg.html)

Duuuuuuude!!!

HAHA! That cracks me up!

Timberstalker
02-19-2014, 11:35 AM
That could also be Musket Man when the UPS guy shows up with gun parts.

velvetfvr
02-19-2014, 03:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/W_hkKUCWltc?feature=oembed

Umpqua Hunter
02-19-2014, 05:51 PM
Did I ever show you guys this buck from 2012?

http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g437/jimcaddock/Mobile%20Uploads/Idahohunt12030_zpsd7d00f0b.jpg (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/jimcaddock/media/Mobile%20Uploads/Idahohunt12030_zpsd7d00f0b.jpg.html)

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 06:02 PM
Did I ever show you guys this buck from 2012?

http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g437/jimcaddock/Mobile%20Uploads/Idahohunt12030_zpsd7d00f0b.jpg (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/jimcaddock/media/Mobile%20Uploads/Idahohunt12030_zpsd7d00f0b.jpg.html)

Kinda weak forks but he got nice heavy bases. Looks like an Idaho buck to me. Thanks for sharing Umpqua Hunter! ;)

Ikeepitcold
02-19-2014, 06:12 PM
I like him. And the hat tops it off! Pun intended!

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 06:31 PM
That could also be Musket Man when the UPS guy shows up with gun parts.

Timber if UPS ever shows up with my 204 Ruger barrel I will probably look even more excited then that!!!!!

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 06:36 PM
So how is the pic UH posted a mirror image of the real pic, yet when I replied with quote its the way it should be? Just noticed that. I like that buck too, but I still think he has weak forks:)

Umpqua Hunter
02-19-2014, 07:10 PM
So how is the pic UH posted a mirror image of the real pic, yet when I replied with quote its the way it should be? Just noticed that.

What chu talkin' bout Willis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

Ikeepitcold
02-19-2014, 07:26 PM
So how is the pic UH posted a mirror image of the real pic, yet when I replied with quote its the way it should be? Just noticed that. I like that buck too, but I still think he has weak forks:)

I noticed that too. What shananagins are you up to Jim?

velvetfvr
02-19-2014, 07:27 PM
So how is the pic UH posted a mirror image of the real pic, yet when I replied with quote its the way it should be? Just noticed that. I like that buck too, but I still think he has weak forks:)

I was trying to figure that out also. But I would probably shoot that buck, with his weak forks ;)

Ikeepitcold
02-19-2014, 07:38 PM
Kinda weak forks but he got nice heavy bases. Looks like an Idaho buck to me. Thanks for sharing Umpqua Hunter! ;)

Somthing is afoot at the circle K

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 07:48 PM
Seriously UH, How did you do that??

Velvet I think he was out of your effective range at 212 yards, although he was sound asleep and if you were real quiet you prob could have walked up and stuck him with a spear:)

Ikeepitcold
02-19-2014, 08:28 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/501ECF47-C0E1-40CD-A5E8-7BF97120BC7E.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/501ECF47-C0E1-40CD-A5E8-7BF97120BC7E.jpg.html)

Ikeepitcold
02-19-2014, 08:28 PM
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/ikeepitcold/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/0D0A1586-0216-4951-96BA-C3008F1AA5C2.jpg (http://s1189.photobucket.com/user/ikeepitcold/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-02/0D0A1586-0216-4951-96BA-C3008F1AA5C2.jpg.html)

Umpqua Hunter
02-19-2014, 08:44 PM
Seriously UH, How did you do that??

Do what???

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 08:49 PM
Do what???

Post my pic backwards. Dont try to play all innocent about it!!!

Umpqua Hunter
02-19-2014, 08:50 PM
Post my pic backwards. Dont try to play all innocent about it!!!

Where is there a pic posted backwards?

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 09:00 PM
Where is there a pic posted backwards?

HAHAHAHAHA! For the record I have the backwards one saved so I have proof! LOL

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 09:03 PM
Hay Umpuqa are you counting my posts like Drh too? ;)

Elkoholic307
02-19-2014, 09:20 PM
I'm wondering how many of them have been in this thread...

Umpqua Hunter
02-19-2014, 09:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! For the record I have the backwards one saved so I have proof! LOL.

And here is the pic of MY backwards buck!!

http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g437/jimcaddock/Mobile%20Uploads/ScreenShot2014-02-19at83518PM_zpsfa4f6d7b.png (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/jimcaddock/media/Mobile%20Uploads/ScreenShot2014-02-19at83518PM_zpsfa4f6d7b.png.html)



Musket, that's an amazing buck…when did you get that huge buck!!

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 10:02 PM
Musket, that's an amazing buck…when did you get that huge buck!!

I love that buck and definitely the least expensive hunt of my life. Umpqua Hunter set me up with that hunt in the photpshop unit in Oregon;)

Musket Man
02-19-2014, 11:46 PM
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libidilatimmy
02-20-2014, 01:05 PM
Lady eats something she doesn't expect...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF9bImkOL4

Ikeepitcold
02-20-2014, 02:50 PM
Lady eats something she doesn't expect...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF9bImkOL4

Check out the one with the cinnaminon. That chick is a shiz show!

tdub24
02-20-2014, 03:35 PM
"10 characters to post".....should be nice to just post a pic, geez! LOL

8211

marcusvdk
02-20-2014, 09:45 PM
82278228

that answers that question!

Umpqua Hunter
03-17-2014, 03:17 PM
http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g437/jimcaddock/Mobile%20Uploads/post-3465-0-63501200-1395087899_zpse20180fd.jpg (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/jimcaddock/media/Mobile%20Uploads/post-3465-0-63501200-1395087899_zpse20180fd.jpg.html)

Musket Man
03-17-2014, 06:00 PM
If she feels so left out she should start applying and get in on the fun too! LOL

Drhorsepower
05-13-2014, 10:51 AM
http://youtu.be/cSRfF-gbjUc

I didn't know elk sounded like that! I've been looking at them all wrong.

43 seconds in

Hilltop
05-13-2014, 11:02 AM
LOL... red deer sound. The sad part is they got paid more to make that commercial than I will make this year!

Againstthewind
05-13-2014, 02:24 PM
I am just writing this so I can find it easily later. funny stuff.

marcusvdk
05-13-2014, 09:45 PM
Wow fail lol

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OregonJim
05-14-2014, 10:26 PM
Maybe more stupid than funny


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGQExgOxZMQ#t=290

marcusvdk
05-14-2014, 10:40 PM
Maybe more stupid than funny


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGQExgOxZMQ#t=290

Geez thats crazy. I kept waiting for the elk to gore him with one of his horns.

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OregonJim
05-14-2014, 10:47 PM
I especially love the yawn right before he abandons his tripod and accepts defeat.

Hilltop
05-15-2014, 08:26 AM
Umpqua? Is that you?

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l70/hilltop1975/FUNNYELK_zps26072387.png (http://s93.photobucket.com/user/hilltop1975/media/FUNNYELK_zps26072387.png.html)

OregonJim
05-16-2014, 05:59 PM
I've met U.H. (Jim) and he couldn't fit in that car.....I think he would stand about shoulder to shoulder with that bull in it's current state:p:o

2nasty4u
05-19-2014, 12:12 PM
an old retired man is being audited by the IRS. the old man and his attorney go to meet with an IRS agent at his office. the agent informs the old man the reason for him being audited is that he is retired but he is living a very extravagant lifestyle and the IRS is a little curious as to how he is able to do so. the old man explains to the agent that he is an exceptionally good gambler and would be happy to give the agent a demonstration if he would like. the agent takes the old man up on his offer. the old man says to the agent that he will bet him $1,000 that he can bite his own eye. the agent takes the old man up on the bet. the old man takes out a glass eye and bites it. the agent is a little disappointed that he had just been had. the old man tells the agent that he will give him a chance to win his money back and go double or nothing that he can bite his other eye. now the agent can plainly see that the old man is not blind so he takes the old man up on the bet. the old man removes his false teeth and bites his other eye. now the agent is down 2 grand and kind of thinking to himself, holy shit!! the old man says to the agent that he will bet him $4,000 that he can stand up on the end of the agents desk and piss into the trash can on the opposite side of the desk without getting a single drop on the desk. the agent has already been had by the old man twice now and is very hesitant, however he looks over the situation and thinks to himself, there's no way this old bastard can pull this off. he accepts the old man's bet. the old man climbs up on the desk, pulls down his pants, and pisses all over the agents desk. the agent is relieved to be out of his debt to the old man and starts jumping up and down and cheering. the agent happens to glance over at the old man's attorney and sees that he is very long faced and looking pretty down and out. the agent asks the attorney why so sad. the attorney replies, right before we walked in here this old son of a bitch bet me $25,000 that he would stand up on your desk, piss all over it, and you would be happy about it.

Bitterroot Bulls
05-19-2014, 01:03 PM
2nasty4u,

I have heard that joke...
(Warning crude language!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPoX-Z27aNY

It's a good one.

:cool:

Ikeepitcold
05-19-2014, 02:42 PM
2nasty4u,

I have heard that joke...
(Warning crude language!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPoX-Z27aNY

It's a good one.

:cool:



Bahahahhahaha I haven't seen that is awhile!

2nasty4u
05-19-2014, 03:19 PM
huh, I never knew where that joke came from. I heard the version I wrote from a buddy. I thought it was hilarious.

Bitterroot Bulls
05-19-2014, 05:25 PM
huh, I never knew where that joke came from. I heard the version I wrote from a buddy. I thought it was hilarious.

That's alright brother! I don't think Tarantino or Rodriguez came up with it either.

I like your buddy's IRS agent version also ... hilarious indeed.

Ikeepitcold
06-21-2014, 11:23 AM
What happens when we find out we drew a tag



http://ferocious-ambrosis.tumblr.com/post/89458117937/respectezcesingeot-dancing-orangutan?utm_campaign=SharedPost&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=TumblriOS

GOSHENGRUNTER
06-21-2014, 11:45 AM
A teacher told his med-school students to arrange the following letters to a part of the body that functions best when erect-


E N P I S









The students who answered SPINE are now doctors- the others run our country.

Retterath
06-21-2014, 03:49 PM
If anyone needs to get in shape for an up coming hunt they might want to check this out. :p
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

ivorytip
06-22-2014, 05:59 AM
9794 hmm i love this guy

Alabama
06-22-2014, 06:41 PM
If anyone needs to get in shape for an up coming hunt they might want to check this out. :p
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

LMAO! That is hilarious!

JasonGNV
06-22-2014, 08:21 PM
If anyone needs to get in shape for an up coming hunt they might want to check this out. :p
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

That's just wrong! Funny but wrong! Haha

Retterath
06-22-2014, 10:21 PM
The first time I saw that on a link someone sent I was laying in bed on the iPad and was laughing so hard I woke my wife and made her wAtch, I got her the laugh also

Musket Man
06-22-2014, 10:22 PM
That's just wrong! Funny but wrong! Haha

Way worse then wrong IMO! HAHA!!