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    Quote Originally Posted by packmule View Post
    Don't pass up a bathroom 1hr into the trip that you wouldn't pass up 8hrs into it.
    *Fink wipes beer foam from computer screen*
    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

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    You guys made my day with this thread. Thanks to all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKaviator View Post
    Booyah, dude!
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    FLUNG THE HAMMER AT THIS JOKER! KABOOM SHACKALAKA!!"
    LMBO!!!! You guys are killin' me!

    Best laugh I had in week, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardstalk View Post
    So there I was... Stocking a speed goat, it was a hardcore DYI style hunt on the nevuda oregoyn border. He had 4 doe and button buck with him. I named him goliath as soon as I put my crosshairs on em from my two two three. I said to myself. " dont pass on the first day a stud buck like this if ill take him the last day" i wanted to shoot fast so I wouldnt loose him. After harvesting the buck I was super stoked I didnt end up with tag soup.

    His horns scored 94 7/8 net!! My friend who is the best guide in the state measured him.

    I think I just crapped my pants reading this! I know I peed alittle! Hahahhahah

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    [QUOTE=Never in Doubt;48994]Ha ha!

    "WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! /QUOTE]


    This one takes the cake. I hate to point the spotlight away from myself on this comedically explosive conversation. But I cant help but picture ricky bobby in a treestand. With ole cal sitting beside him running the camera. Conversing about what their baby jesus looks like just moments before the animal shows up. Helmets on and all. "Shake and Fu**** bake bro!!" "Did you see that!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Never in Doubt View Post
    Ha ha! It would be hilarious if someone did a parody of all the hunting shows.


    *some guy shoots a buck*

    "WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! Look at this monster! This is Ol Two Ears. He's got this ear right here, and over here he has another one almost identical. Very symmetrical! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GIVE ME SOME!"

    "I tell you what(pauses to catch breath). We got Bushnell trail cam pictures of this joker. He been walking through here at night to eat from the food we seen planted for him. This realtree AP made us invisible and with our new 2013 scent preventer technology, we were able to sit up here in this tree and he never knew we were here! I drew back my new Deerwhacker 958 bow and FLUNG THE HAMMER AT THIS JOKER! KABOOM SHACKALAKA!!"

    "I want to thank Big Deer Farms for their outstanding work with the genetics of these deer. Their fences are top of the line, high quality stuff. And to the amazing Front Porch Outfitters. Just an awesome hunt. He'll score maybe 280, 290. Look at the mass on this joker! No tag soup for me this week, Goliath has fallen! Just goes to show how hard work, and long hours in the wilderness can pay off. Nothing can top a DYI hunt, where to have to battle the elements and everything nature can throw at you."

    "Back up the truck! Toss him in and lets go play the guitar by the fire!"
    Dear god! You got ol Two ears! Bahahaha so hilarious!

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    [QUOTE=hardstalk;49022]
    Quote Originally Posted by Never in Doubt View Post
    Ha ha!

    "WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! /QUOTE]


    This one takes the cake. I hate to point the spotlight away from myself on this comedically explosive conversation. But I cant help but picture ricky bobby in a treestand. With ole cal sitting beside him running the camera. Conversing about what their baby jesus looks like just moments before the animal shows up. Helmets on and all. "Shake and Fu**** bake bro!!" "Did you see that!"
    "I picture Jesus as a bowhunter, flinging flaming arrahs at wild game, while wearing Golden Fleece diapers" ~Cal
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    [QUOTE=hardstalk;49022]
    Quote Originally Posted by Never in Doubt View Post
    Ha ha!

    "WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! /QUOTE]


    This one takes the cake. I hate to point the spotlight away from myself on this comedically explosive conversation. But I cant help but picture ricky bobby in a treestand. With ole cal sitting beside him running the camera. Conversing about what their baby jesus looks like just moments before the animal shows up. Helmets on and all. "Shake and Fu**** bake bro!!" "Did you see that!"

    Ya I think I've laughed more on this thread then any other. My wife walks in the room and asks me what's so funny? Good times fellas

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    HAHAHAHHA

    Uhh that video had some language....

    Dear Lord Baby Jesus forgive me.
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    [QUOTE=Fink;49025]
    Quote Originally Posted by hardstalk View Post

    "I picture Jesus as a bowhunter, flinging flaming arrahs at wild game, while wearing Golden Fleece diapers" ~Cal
    See, I like to picture my baby jesus in a sitka onesie. With a tie on. It says "Im concealed, but I mean business" he has a montek pacifier. And shoots an 80 lb trad bow.
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