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    Wink Things guys over six feet hate....

    I am 6'2" tall. I really hate shower doors. You know they are there. You duck to miss them on purpose, yet your cranial cap draws to them like a damn magnet. You try to act rational and show restraint knowing young ears are only 1/2" of sheet rock away. Everyone listens when dad yells. You know this too. It always leads to a weird tropical dance routine. Trying to hold it back through gritted teeth and rapid panting while bobbing up and down naked around the bathroom. Rocking from side to side while applying pressure hoping brain matter survived and offering a redneck prayer. ( this is the heavy mix if rather prayerful terms mixed with shoot cussing and a few ranch explainitives )

    I have also figured out shower door frames are related to the door frames of Robinson R-22 helicopters. 6'2" guys are amusing to watch try to enter the cockpit. Folding up like a weblewobble with legs imitating a smurf. Then somehow still cram your head right into the dang door you set yourself up to try and miss.


    Maybe my heads gotten too big.
    End random rant for the night.
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    One of the positives of being 5'6, is that you don't whack you melon on much. Also, your buddies clear out all the spiderwebs in the woods.
    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fink View Post
    One of the positives of being 5'6, is that you don't whack you melon on much. Also, your buddies clear out all the spiderwebs in the woods.
    Agree!!! I'm only about 5'1 and hardly ever whack my head!!

    On another note, I was reading this while I'm insurance adjuster was at my house doing his thing and I was cracking up laughing.. He just kept giving me weird looks..

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    Ya being 6'3"and having a big shaved bald head with scares from years banging into thing i fill your pain
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    And here I wished I was 6'3" during my small school college basketball career. Sounds like I need to be more grateful for being 5'10", even though I too am bald with scars from big men elbows!!!

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    I'm 6'2. This year I was at a girls house and completely clothes lined myself on the ceiling right above where you go downstairs. It was really bad. haha

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    I'm only 5'10", but my dad is about 6'1" and used to always joke that the only reason he got invited to deer and elk camp with his father and brother in-law was because he could reach all of the cooking supplies on the top cabinets of the camper that they couldn't reach (both are/were about 5'5"). I never really minded being a little shorter than some because I played baseball when I was growing up and all through college and being a catcher and having to fold up behind the plate all the time make you appreciate not having to squat down as far!

    One of the funniest things I think I have ever seen was when my dad was walking through my grandparent's house and would walk "under" a fan. When I say under, I mean he missed the blades, but always hit his head on the lights hanging down from it. It took several tries before he remembered it was there and now walks around it usually.
    Now therefore, please take your weapons, your quiver and your bow, and go out to the field and hunt game for me.
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    My 5'8" frame is cyring a river for all you tall guys. Not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenbickel View Post
    Agree!!! I'm only about 5'1 and hardly ever whack my head!!

    On another note, I was reading this while I'm insurance adjuster was at my house doing his thing and I was cracking up laughing.. He just kept giving me weird looks..
    Jen, did you grow an inch ? LOL !

    wolftalonID,
    I'm also 6'2' but I always hit head coming out of shower ??? Maybe some foam taped to the frame ? Just an idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuntWYODon View Post
    Jen, did you grow an inch ? LOL !

    wolftalonID,
    I'm also 6'2' but I always hit head coming out of shower ??? Maybe some foam taped to the frame ? Just an idea...
    Lmao!!! Maybe I did!!!

 

 

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